I wasn’t going to do a post about New Year’s because I celebrate New Year’s by sitting at home eating onion dip I make from Lipton onion soup mix and watching the Twilight Zone marathon on the SyFy channel. But GREAT SCOTT you guys, it’s the year two thousand fifteen!
Yeah, so I like I wasn’t kidding.
SO WHY THE HELL AM I STILL TYING MY OWN DAMN SHOE LACES? CAN SOMEONE TELL ME THAT?