- God invented sports bras as added punishment because childbirth was apparently not enough.
- Sunset and sunrise are the two best times of the day but sunrise is still not really worth getting up early for.
- That smell… that smell is me.
- Nothing I do will ever be good enough and while that can help fuel me to push myself in healthy ways, it more often leads to me pushing myself right off of a cliff into an abyss of despair.
- There is a Running Industrial Complex but honestly if it means elastic waisted pants become mainstream I can forgive them a lot of other evils.
- Running is best done quietly and not broadcasted to everyone who simply doesn’t give a shit about you or your stupid hobby.