Here’s to the people of Philadelphia, the residents of the City of Brotherly Love, who are a lot like an older brother. I’m hoping you all are a lot more benevolent to a bunch of amateur people out doing a marathon on your streets than you are the professional teams of athletes that come to visit their fair city. And guys dressed up like Santa Claus at half time shows around Christmas.
At a minimum, maybe I’ll get some D batteries out of this and we all know those’ll come in handy for the holiday gift giving season.
You stay classy, Philly. Just please, please don’t vomit on me.