I went to the gym to run on the treadmill because outdoors is just like “ugh, OUTSIDE?”
Then as I was leaving the gym, I spotted this little tidbit from that fount of knowledge, Cosmopolitan magazine.
In case you were wondering, they did not in fact include actual sex positions influenced by Star Wars. There was no reverse Jedi, no jizz-wailer, no outer rim, no han-d solo, and no trench run. Maybe another time?